March 4, 2010

• Things I have learned from watching The Style Network

  It's where before meets after.

  Interior decorators, hairdressers and makeup artists are all gay stereotypes.

  Women can feel good about themselves with the right amount of encouragement.

  People are blind to their clutter until someone comes and points it out to them.

  Bedrooms are solely for making whoopee.

  Folding T-Shirts is an art form.

  Proposals and weddings can be extravagant affairs.

  Joan Rivers will always have a job criticising celebrities more famous than she ever was.

  Yard sales can be fun events.

  Ruby may have lost over 100 pounds, but she hasn't lost any of her heart.

  Sassy black women can be both funny and cool.

  Bill should definitely have never married Giuliana for any reason.

  Dramatic reveals will always be delayed by a commercial for another Style Network program or a tip on how to do makeup.

  Change is good.

  Later days.

  Trivial fact number 212:- Urine was once used to wash clothes - just another of the hundreds of uses for your wee.

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